People use different measures to understand psychology. Handwriting, speech patterns etc etc. Can there be other yardsticks to measure this? While i was thinking about this i came up with the most novel way of measurement. Pissing techniques. Each of us pisses differently don't we. I came across different ways in which people piss. In saying people i mean men. I have not studied women....
The shy person: This person always turns away from his neighbor in a public toilet..trying to hide his dick. An introvert.
The dreamer: This person as he is peeing is lost in his dreams....stares away towards the ceiling...unaware of any one around him
The extrovert: This person has his hands on his hip as he is peeing.....does not give a damn about where he sprays his piss...could sometimes be heard whistling as he is peeing.
The easily disgusted person: Takes a tissue with him so that he does not need to touch his dick...easily disgusted...
The peeper: He is always peeking to check out his fellow pissers size...to compare...highly insecure...
There are also some who do not fall under any of these categories...some who see the need to sit to pee...(people in veshti's on the streets)..i dont need to comment on them do i....Have i missed any?
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