Pearls of...I dont know what

'When umbilical chord meets the silver chord, you reach meta state'

'When you have come to the edge Of all light that you know And are about to drop off into the darkness Of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or You will be taught to fly'

'In our Castle of dreams we all live....and in the skies of our vision we all shall fly...we BELIEVE in the FEEL to guide us thru to ETERNITY!GOD BLESS '

Pearls of wisdom uttered by the Enigma...

Some comments we overheard about the MAN...

'This guy is really wise'

'Wow dear....what depth of thought'

Anyone who can dissect the above pearls for dummies (like me) gets a free dvd of the Enigma's Thought yoga...a new technique which will send you into the meta state, by connecting your umbilical cord with...yea yea...you know it.

Disclaimer: No guarantee can be provided about the mental state of the people commenting on the enigma.

I hate conversions

"Hello can i talk to you for a minute"...Christian dude
"Sure"...the Hindu
"Do you think you will reach god when you die"
"Probably yes"
"I know i will, since god has seen my soul"
"Good for you"
"Have you commited sin"
"I guess so..." 'Wtf...where is this leading to'

"If you have commited sin how will you reach god"...'a condescending smile'..."So, do you believe in God"

"I am god"

End of....

WTF!?

"It had DLF written all over it...a super shot"

DLF??
What is the price of dignity?

God promise

"I swear on god i was in the lab"
"You can ask the instructor, i even asked him a question"
"You think you are smarter than me"
"You have spoilt my day, why could you have not told me this some other time"
"Ok, i will work on the main part of the report, you just do a small part"

What is happening here?
There are 3 stages, whining, blaming, rewarding. Is this the most used style of response of people caught doing nothing?

P.S: The whining part is usually the most childish. Here the childishness has increased a few degrees.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

A monkey in forest
is a monkey in a city,
so what changed?

yay my first poem!!
Sleep deprivation is awful. I can attest to this personally. After 2 days of no sleep i would give anything for a day of rest. I mean it, anything.
Monkeys are irritating. They chatter, they shout, they play loud music, and they do this in the middle of the night.
This makes me feel...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh...Tarzan style.

Basha..

A modest, unassuming dude. Hmmn...dude would not be the right word. He is too modest for that..Vadhiyar...yea that would be the right word. Let me start over again.

A modest, unassuming vadhiyar. He is always preceeded by music...the music from that great rajinikanth movie...

"Basha paru, basha paru, india aalum raja paaru..."

Now i think the reason for the name is clearer.

What can i say about Basha. The once and final king. The man who shall be India's answer to....Well Basha is the answer to no one. He answers to no one. He is the answer...and the question...and the reason...and well every thing...

Some people assume Basha is a big rajinikanth fan. They are fools. The truth is rajinikanth is a big Basha fan.

Our very own serial kisser(has done one...which is one more than all of us put together).

He delivers punch dialogues and...nothing actually happens.

Thinchu...

Othan Oru vaati punch dialogue adikkalam...ille pona potam eppavadu oru vaati punch dialogue adikkalam....aana eppavume punch dialogue aduccha taanguma....

Our KK(Mr. kunjumoon kaikeya) is one such man...a man with the inborn talent for punch (thinchu?) dialogues. The problem with him is that he does not know his full powers. There are a lot of people like Rajnikanth, TR, etc. who have the ability to deliver punch dialogues. They succeed (Rajinikanth, TR...well u can listen to his if u like) to an extent. But Mr. KK goes beyond. Once uttered it is like the Brahmastra...utter destruction awaits the recipient of the punch. Dont believe me?? Let me give you an example...

Our KK recently got married....we(a group of friends) heard him calling himself Sathiya. Naturally we assumed that he refers to him being his wife's partner. For a normal human being(that is everyone other than KK) this would have been true. So we asked KK if that was the case...He laughed in our face....literally...

"You stupid fools, how many years have you known me and you still dare come up with such stupid ideas" (a loud laugh...imagine a Rakhsasa laugh done in movies)

We were slightly confused....Is KK going mad so soon after marriage...does it not take some time....

"Sathiya is not sathiya as in Hindi, it is Sat...and iya..."

We could still not get it....We just kept looking at each other....

"You bunch of fools, it is Sat as in ME and iya as in SHE"

4 people fainted...(We four friends)