Fall of the Mantravadi

There used to be a great man, nay, a great saint, nay a great...well, since my vocabulary is limited, the enigma has stepped in, "he was a man of astral proportions, a silver lining, a conduit between the silver chord and the umbilical chord". Yes, that is the man. I am pretty sure you know who I am talking about.

The mantravadi used to be all these things, but now, he is just a somebody. A mere mortal. A man reduced to uttering tattuvams. "Yaaru yavadu irakke agalla". yes he said that. Astonishing. True, KK would have been proud of it. But is that a good thing? I would not wish it on my worst enemy.

And do you know the reasons for all this? The fall of the mantra? He crossed the ocean. Yes, a well read, astral soul such as mantravadi should have known better; those who do are doomed to fall. He has fallen too...fallen to the depths of being a mere mortal.

What is a man without his mojo? What is a mantravadi without the impression?

Meta physical wisdon and quasi-truth

"what is ther other dan d known and d unkonwn". golden words. when the great man uttered these words, I went into a trance. I did a hundred and eight surya namaskara's, I activated my chakras, and then I visualized

I visualized people and songs...but being a puny person...my visualization had only a small set of people - KK, Mantravadi, Basha, Kalyanarama, battery boy and The Enigma.

I realized each of these men had their own song (in one case a shlong, but we know that already dont we).

Let me try to put down the songs (not the shlong, I dont bend) i vizualized (or should it be realized, no matter, The Enigma can correct me)-

Om shivo hum
om shivo hum
rudra naamam bhaje hum

kummi adi
kummi adi
kummi adi ho

mayakkama kalakkama
manadhile kuzhappama
vaazhkayyil nadukkama

aye..batcha paaru baasha paaru
pattalathu nadayapaaru
padai nadungum padayapaaru


ey gangu ee biku kalisikodu nangu
mele hattabeku kaili hidiyabeku

ye singham pola nadandu varan enga perandi
avana seendiyavan taanga maatan udayala thaandi

Now i need to realize which song is whose...suggestions?

Kim tat brahma

" When the meta physical umblical chord meets the silver lining the resulting astral experience is Brahman" - Enigma

"Adu Kim sharma" - Basha

"Inna maduve ne agilla nang heg gottu" - Kalyanarama

"Maga moon gu earth gu connection kottaytu...inna en bramha ella" - Kaikeya Kunjumoon

"When the swadhistana joins with the sahasraara, the resulting awakening of the kundalini leads to the realization of brahman. This brahman is nothing but your atman" (obviously in sanskrit, this is the translation) - Mantravadi

Pearls of...I dont know what

'When umbilical chord meets the silver chord, you reach meta state'

'When you have come to the edge Of all light that you know And are about to drop off into the darkness Of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or You will be taught to fly'

'In our Castle of dreams we all live....and in the skies of our vision we all shall fly...we BELIEVE in the FEEL to guide us thru to ETERNITY!GOD BLESS '

Pearls of wisdom uttered by the Enigma...

Some comments we overheard about the MAN...

'This guy is really wise'

'Wow dear....what depth of thought'

Anyone who can dissect the above pearls for dummies (like me) gets a free dvd of the Enigma's Thought yoga...a new technique which will send you into the meta state, by connecting your umbilical cord with...yea yea...you know it.

Disclaimer: No guarantee can be provided about the mental state of the people commenting on the enigma.

I hate conversions

"Hello can i talk to you for a minute"...Christian dude
"Sure"...the Hindu
"Do you think you will reach god when you die"
"Probably yes"
"I know i will, since god has seen my soul"
"Good for you"
"Have you commited sin"
"I guess so..." 'Wtf...where is this leading to'

"If you have commited sin how will you reach god"...'a condescending smile'..."So, do you believe in God"

"I am god"

End of....

WTF!?

"It had DLF written all over it...a super shot"

DLF??
What is the price of dignity?

God promise

"I swear on god i was in the lab"
"You can ask the instructor, i even asked him a question"
"You think you are smarter than me"
"You have spoilt my day, why could you have not told me this some other time"
"Ok, i will work on the main part of the report, you just do a small part"

What is happening here?
There are 3 stages, whining, blaming, rewarding. Is this the most used style of response of people caught doing nothing?

P.S: The whining part is usually the most childish. Here the childishness has increased a few degrees.