WTF!?

"It had DLF written all over it...a super shot"

DLF??
What is the price of dignity?

God promise

"I swear on god i was in the lab"
"You can ask the instructor, i even asked him a question"
"You think you are smarter than me"
"You have spoilt my day, why could you have not told me this some other time"
"Ok, i will work on the main part of the report, you just do a small part"

What is happening here?
There are 3 stages, whining, blaming, rewarding. Is this the most used style of response of people caught doing nothing?

P.S: The whining part is usually the most childish. Here the childishness has increased a few degrees.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

A monkey in forest
is a monkey in a city,
so what changed?

yay my first poem!!
Sleep deprivation is awful. I can attest to this personally. After 2 days of no sleep i would give anything for a day of rest. I mean it, anything.
Monkeys are irritating. They chatter, they shout, they play loud music, and they do this in the middle of the night.
This makes me feel...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh...Tarzan style.