Twice Blessed(?)!!

Is being blessed by two people good for a person's health. Being blessed without asking for it?On the streets?

On my way to indiranagar to meet a friend, i stop at the Sony world junction as the signal turns red. A person(in saree) accosts me and demands money(alms).
"Dudella illa ma hogi"
"Kaasu kudu, nalladagum" (He/She is a eunuch!!)
"Illa...Kaasellam illa ponga"
Grabs my dick...."Kaasu kudu unakku nalladagum".
*Stunned*....search in pocket for whatever i can find...find 10 bucks note...give it to her....
"Nee aiyyar aathu payyana...unakku nalla ponna kidaipa kalyanathukku"...releases me and goes away...*RELIEF*.....

Fast forward one week....Am waiting at the Sarjapur signal,this time in my car. A woman is crossing the street....She comes near my car...i guess she is looking to get to the pavement and turn away....She comes by my window and grabs my dick...

MARUPADIYUMAAA!!

"Kaasu kudu"...This time i dont argue...Give him/her 10 bucks
"Peeda kazhiyanum innum kudu"...search again and find 5 bucks...
"Nee aiyyar aathu payyanalliya...unakku nalladu nadakkum"...and leaves

Adi/Ada paavigala idha sollaruthukku kanda edattha pudikkanuma...

I have been blessed(fondled) twice in the past 2 weeks...can i survive the next week...

Twice fondled......